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[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"Is this place wheelchair friendly?" Bruce asked as he wheeled in, he was covered in paint and it was probably best not to ask why. He was in a stinking bad mood, had a headache the size of America, with as bad music as lower gotham. "Cause I need a shower and homes to far away"

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[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"Really? You are the Batman, one of the most famous and admired heroes of all time," she said, grinning.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"One of the most laughed at too.........disappeared after one fight with a guy in his underwear"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"No. You're awesome. Underwear-weakness and all," she said, voice so full of confidence it was obvious she'd never be convinced otherwise.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"You know what. I'll let you believe that mistake"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"You're a doofus," she punched his arm lightly.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

He gave his best cute little lost boy look

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"Dork," she laughed and hugged him again. "You need a girlfriend. And kids."

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"Noooooooooooo way" he said "To either"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"Well... a kid. Wolvie always works better with kids. You should have one too. Maybe not one of your own, but just adopting one?"

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"I have Robin. Thats enough"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"What's your Robin like?" she asked curiously.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"A bratty street thug who thinks I don't know he steals" he smiled. "He's smart though, real smart. Just doesn't show it much"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

She smiled.

"Nice," she said. "How long have you been working together?"

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"About a year, he worked out I was batman and stole the batmobile" he sounded strangely proud.

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

She laughed at that.

"Yeah, I guess it would be better to have him working with you at that point," she said.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

He smiled "He's a good kid........ impressionable but good"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"A lot of kids are like that. I was a street punk myself until I found Wolvie, and he brought me back to the mansion," she said.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"You? But you seem so respectable"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I know," she smirked. "You wouldn't think so if you saw me with my boyfriend."

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"Should I ask?"

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"Just a lot of snuggling and stuff. Plus I still play pranks impulsively. Wolvie says sometimes he still thinks I'm thirteen," he laughed.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

He smiled "A girl like that I think is what I need, albeit, I would like a you much much older" he laughed.

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

She kissed his cheek.

"If I had a twin she'd love to be with you. But as it is I'm with Hank. Sorry," she laughed.

[broken-weapon.livejournal.com]

"You're also too young" he smiled "We'll if not to young to energetic.........."

[another-phace.livejournal.com]

"I'm a year past legal," she winked.